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Old 11-21-2008, 02:45 PM   #21
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The early days, back when the men were men and the sheep were fucking scared.
Screw that, what happens when that thing 15"LONG shorts out inside your sphincter? The article even says that the wires are frayed! That fuckers a lot more powerful than your 4 D-cell vibrator, not to mention that it's long enough to be classified as a blunt force weapon.
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Old 11-21-2008, 02:51 PM   #22
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Old 11-21-2008, 04:22 PM   #26
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Screw that, what happens when that thing 15"LONG shorts out inside your sphincter? The article even says that the wires are frayed! That fuckers a lot more powerful than your 4 D-cell vibrator, not to mention that it's long enough to be classified as a blunt force weapon.
I don't want to fucking use it!!! I am just saying, back then people were hell bent on getting a boner.
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Dam, I was hoping no one I knew would see my auction. Hell, I started it at only $10.00, Granma says if the bidding continues and we make at least $500.00, we might be able to get Grampa a Christmas Present!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Testicle-Model_W...1%7C240%3A1318
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Dam, I was hoping no one I knew would see my auction. Hell, I started it at only $10.00, Granma says if the bidding continues and we make at least $500.00, we might be able to get Grampa a Christmas Present!

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why do those balls have a little asscrack?
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Dam, I was hoping no one I knew would see my auction. Hell, I started it at only $10.00, Granma says if the bidding continues and we make at least $500.00, we might be able to get Grampa a Christmas Present!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Testicle-Model_W...1%7C240%3A1318
Hey, finally some guys can actually buy a pair...
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