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Old 02-24-2010, 07:29 PM   #31
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aren't a lot of the old boats getting refitted anyhow? May as well update that while they're out of the water getting new elint gear...
Even so, they are in dock to get retrofitted for computers and such, not for maternity wards
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:08 AM   #32
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Running silent now includes no fucking in the closet because it makes too much noise..

That was on the list years ago.
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Old 02-25-2010, 06:18 AM   #33
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Maybe with chicks on the boats there will be less tempation for the dudes to be dropping the soap....Just sayin.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:14 AM   #34
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How can the boat run silent with women on board?
INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:45 AM   #35
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crap i have to tell my kid to join the Navy now. they issue hookers. sweet.

girls are coming off the tour preggo and rich
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:19 AM   #36
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How can the boat run silent with women on board?
INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:22 AM   #37
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i can just imagine the look on the russkie officer's face when he hears the unmistakeable sound of hens clucking underwater
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The idea is not completely without merit; if they run out of torpedoes, they can start using the female crew.

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Old 02-25-2010, 01:18 PM   #39
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You guys are wrong

One woman on the boat wouldnt be a problem, 2 or more and its drama time.
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Old 02-25-2010, 01:21 PM   #40
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The idea is not completely without merit; if they run out of torpedoes, they can start using the female crew.

that reminds me of that old movie operation petticoat
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