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Old 07-12-2010, 10:56 PM   #31
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How long do you expect till your balls drop? Or is it just that your skinny jeans are holding them up?
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Old 07-12-2010, 11:02 PM   #32
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Pretty funny.
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:30 AM   #33
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I'd say priority #1 for her is fixing her voice.
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:54 AM   #34
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I'd say priority #1 for her is fixing her voice.
Oh I have a 9'' regular fix for that problem!...
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Old 07-13-2010, 01:01 AM   #35
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Oh I have a 9'' regular fix for that problem!...
An extension doesn't count as your "own."
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Old 07-13-2010, 01:02 AM   #36
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An extension doesn't count as your "own."
pics are possible... half black and 6' 4''...
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Old 07-13-2010, 01:03 AM   #37
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An extension doesn't count as your "own."
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Old 07-13-2010, 01:04 AM   #38
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pics are possible... half black and 6' 4''...
Your penis is half black? So half you're penis likes big breast white girls and the other half like little white boys?
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Old 07-13-2010, 01:07 AM   #39
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pics are possible... half black and 6' 4''...
shoe/hand size probably tells more than race or height
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Old 07-13-2010, 01:16 AM   #40
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shoe/hand size probably tells more than race or height
size 12-13 and xxl-xxxl gloves...hand length is 9.5'' actually... Anyway, "I keep a solution to that problem in my pants" better? Seriously, who here hasn't measured their penis? I used to consider getting Encyte to try and make the magical above 10'' mark but my gf swore she'd leave if I did... true story. (did you all know you can't even say (+) 10 without it going )
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