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Old 07-20-2010, 10:07 PM   #31
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Old 07-20-2010, 10:25 PM   #32
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I farted while reading this thread.
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Old 07-20-2010, 10:34 PM   #33
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LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

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Old 07-20-2010, 10:47 PM   #34
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:44 AM   #35
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On the way home from camping with the Cub Scouts last weekend my son and I sang songs, 'Jingle Bells', 'Smoke on the Water', etc. and replaced every word with the word FART!
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:52 AM   #36
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LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

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I hope there wasn't anyone holding your feet.
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I hope there wasn't anyone holding your feet.
That's the thing. There was. He was standing on my feet so that was a bit better but...

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Old 07-21-2010, 11:31 AM   #38
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LOL. I did that doing sit ups for our fit assessment for fire school. I was banging them out good and then bam, I thought I shit myself. I think I lost at least 5 sit ups do to lost concentration.

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Ok I'm at work and this about got me in trouble from laughing so loud !!
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That's the thing. There was. He was standing on my feet so that was a bit better but...

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you're lucky he didn't step right on the nutsack for that one. LOL
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One time, me and two buds were driving to Florida in the winter. I farted so bad, it made the guy in the back seat cry.

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