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Old 08-18-2010, 02:07 PM   #31
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stay away from women then. LOL
Either that, or get snipped. Accidents can happen, you don't need a rug rat tying you down! 13 more years till mine leaves for college, but I will have to work for another 10 after that.
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:10 PM   #32
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Either that, or get snipped. Accidents can happen, you don't need a rug rat tying you down! 13 more years till mine leaves for college, but I will have to work for another 10 after that.
I don't think a wife/girlfirend would hang around for 4 years while he explores the world either. Unless she is part of the trip.
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Old 08-18-2010, 07:42 PM   #33
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Told mine she needs to get a job and get her own place cuz I'm leaving her till I get back.

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Old 08-18-2010, 07:59 PM   #34
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Told mine she needs to get a job and get her own place cuz I'm leaving her till I get back.
she will probably just shack up with some other dude
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 08-18-2010, 08:05 PM   #35
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she will probably just shack up with some other dude
Thats fine, she got time from when I leave till I get back, i figure at least 2 years, maybe more.

I'm not kidding either, I told her the problem (she wont camp) and the solution (she wont go). She knows its coming, and she knows that shes not getting a cent of my retirement check, and she will prolly have to contribute to the trip fund too.
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Old 08-18-2010, 08:27 PM   #36
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Thats fine, she got time from when I leave till I get back, i figure at least 2 years, maybe more.

I'm not kidding either, I told her the problem (she wont camp) and the solution (she wont go). She knows its coming, and she knows that shes not getting a cent of my retirement check, and she will prolly have to contribute to the trip fund too.
ah, wishful thinking....
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Old 08-18-2010, 08:30 PM   #37
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she knows that shes not getting a cent of my retirement check
I always forget, are you married? If so, that's definitely wishful thinking.
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:22 PM   #38
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I'll be doing the same thing but going for the slightly higher pension (double his) that affords me a daily shower. 14 yrs left
Honestly it's probably gonna be closer to 14... I'll probably make it to SMSgt... E8... dont' wanna stay in long enough to make E-9 though.

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Either that, or get snipped. Accidents can happen, you don't need a rug rat tying you down! 13 more years till mine leaves for college, but I will have to work for another 10 after that.
shit... no problem with that... I'm very up front about my plans... and regardless of having a child or not... I'm going. but I'm not planning on having a child... and unless things change a lot... will never be a father.
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:24 PM   #39
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and unless things change a lot... will never be a father.
You're impotent??
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:25 PM   #40
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no...just not getting laid
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