Did some offroading with my bike yesterday..

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

Wow that certainly sounds like a pucker moment for sure.

Pics of the carnage, motherfucker!

I didn't crash so there isn't any cumgoblin! I hear you had a moment too! I hope you didn't have to scrape any poo out of your panties after that "wheelie"!

[vabarber2]

Impressive indeed. Good save man. Glad your ok, ride safe.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by vabarber2

Impressive indeed. Good save man. Glad your ok, ride safe.

Thanks man! God I hate women! This bitch has been texting me since 2:30am begging for cock. I finally say ok and now she's all I think I'm too drunk to drive. Yeesh!

[Dave]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Thanks man! God I hate women! This bitch has been texting me since 2:30am begging for cock. I finally say ok and now she's all I think I'm too drunk to drive. Yeesh!

lol go get her and

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by Dave

lol go get her and

fuck that... if SHE wants it make her come to you... otherwise you'll end up as her bitch, at least in her mind...

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

fuck that... if SHE wants it make her come to you... otherwise you'll end up as her bitch, at least in her mind...

EXACTLY!!! That's why I "handled my business" and went to bed. Fuck that! Besides she lives like 25 miles away,there's no pussy good enough to drive that far at 4:30 in the morning for!!

[Full Throttle]

Dude seems like a miracle that you made it out of that okay. All there needed to be was a rock or something in the ditch and that was it.

I have the same prob as ebbs and ill not brake but will let off the throttle in a heartbeat and i know thats not good but anyways good to hear your okay man and dont do anymore wheelies on roads that end abruptly okay lol....