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Old 12-02-2008, 10:23 AM   #4411
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ya, I only had sunday off....but thanks
I'm back to work tomorrow. Work sucks.
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:36 PM   #4412
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As I adapt to the civilian side of life, I am amazed at the shear number of fucking idiots there are.

I am training a class today, and this 23 year guy tells me that he has a klx 650 dual sport, that will top out at 150mph. Then he goes on to tell me about all his "brushes with the MAN... you know the po-lice".

I just can't grasp the thought process of this guy. Now I have to write this long detailed report why this guy is not fit for duty..
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:42 PM   #4413
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As I adapt to the civilian side of life, I am amazed at the shear number of fucking idiots there are.

I am training a class today, and this 23 year guy tells me that he has a klx 650 dual sport, that will top out at 150mph. Then he goes on to tell me about all his "brushes with the MAN... you know the po-lice".

I just can't grasp the thought process of this guy. Now I have to write this long detailed report why this guy is not fit for duty..
Let me assist you with a report that is both short and descriptive:

"KLX650 guy referred to authority figures as "The Man", clearly indicative of a cognitive capacity that is well below the minimal brainpower necessary to safely engage in active duty without being a detriment to himself and others around him."
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:43 PM   #4414
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Let me assist you with a report that is both short and descriptive:

"KLX650 guy referred to authority figures as "The Man", clearly indicative of a cognitive capacity that is well below the minimal brainpower necessary to safely engage in active duty without being a detriment to himself and others around him."
Pretty much sums it up.
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:44 PM   #4415
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That is good...I like it.... I guess "brain dead skull fuck" was a little harsh
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:52 PM   #4416
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That is good...I like it.... I guess "brain dead skull fuck" was a little harsh
But really drives home the point.
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Old 12-02-2008, 02:57 PM   #4417
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I am working on becoming more PC ... At least at work
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:35 PM   #4418
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has anyone heard of this or tried it?



http://www.drinklucid.com/lucid_flash.cfm

They claim it is the real deal but last I knew it was outlawed here at least the genuine version with opiates.. the real stuff is $180 a bottle and this is $68 a bottle..
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:48 PM   #4419
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yeah its supposed to be legit. i suggest the swiss stuff though. turns first dates into sure things and opens the door to piitb.
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