Pick up lines - Page 5

EpyonXero · 01-11-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by lauralynne

My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.

Thats a good one.

Trip · 01-11-2010, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

hey it worked, I married her. LOL

the chi · 01-11-2010, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

hey it worked, I married her. LOL

She was still dazed by the blow to her skull.

Phenix_Rider · 01-11-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Too funny!

I seem to remember doing that a few times

Trip · 01-11-2010, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

She was still dazed by the blow to her skull.

She had 7 years to get over it. I guess I caused some brain damage.

racedoll · 01-11-2010, 11:28 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.

Apoc · 01-11-2010, 11:35 PM

'I've got 10 inches, and 20 million dollars'

2up · 01-12-2010, 12:03 AM

Here's the WORST pickup line I think I've ever heard. And I just heard it today!!!

Guy who used to work with me came in to pick up his final paycheck. He's been asking me out ever since he found out I'm seperated, which creeped me out to begin with since I was pretty much seperated for 3 weeks at the time. Anyway, I told him no deal on anything other than friendship and he said, while walking out the door "I guess I'll just have to keep asking you out and when you finally say yes I'll have to get you drunk!"

How's THAT for smooth!?!

He might as well have said "I just want to fuck, you in or not?"

derf · 01-12-2010, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by 2up

How's THAT for smooth!?!

He might as well have said "I just want to fuck, you in or not?"

Well did it work?

We all have learned that cruizer girl gets easily distracted by oragami, you never what will work.

Gas Man · 01-12-2010, 02:06 AM

Pick up lines?

Tigger don't use no pick up lines...

in action:
NWS

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

01-11-2010, 11:35 PM	#47
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	'I've got 10 inches, and 20 million dollars' __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

01-12-2010, 02:06 AM	#50
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Pick up lines? Tigger don't use no pick up lines... in action: NWS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

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01-11-2010, 11:28 PM	#46
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.

01-12-2010, 12:03 AM	#48
2up Waiting for Hello Kitty! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry. Posts: 810	Here's the WORST pickup line I think I've ever heard. And I just heard it today!!! Guy who used to work with me came in to pick up his final paycheck. He's been asking me out ever since he found out I'm seperated, which creeped me out to begin with since I was pretty much seperated for 3 weeks at the time. Anyway, I told him no deal on anything other than friendship and he said, while walking out the door "I guess I'll just have to keep asking you out and when you finally say yes I'll have to get you drunk!" How's THAT for smooth!?! He might as well have said "I just want to fuck, you in or not?"