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Old 02-16-2012, 07:32 PM   #41
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As a woman, I'll tell you. Take what you just wrote, print it up and send it to her. At the bottom, tell her that when she's ready, you'll be there. Leave it up to her to find you.
that was in reference to naked pictures of tori lynne. knowing Im not sharing those wont earn me brownie points with Liz
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Old 02-17-2012, 03:47 PM   #42
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dave, dave dave you dear boy....Azoomm meant take those 3 big paragraphs and send it, NOT the whole thread. What you wrote was heartfelt the rest of the posts are just noise...and mostly pointless to your cause anyway
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Old 02-17-2012, 04:38 PM   #43
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dave, dave dave you dear boy....Azoomm meant take those 3 big paragraphs and send it, NOT the whole thread. What you wrote was heartfelt the rest of the posts are just noise...and mostly pointless to your cause anyway
ah, I wasnt sure. If I can get her to calm enough to answer the phone Ill give her the whole thing
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ah, I wasnt sure. If I can get her to calm enough to answer the phone Ill give her the whole thing
You might want to leave out the part where you compared her to a rescue dog.

Some dude on Oprah said chicks don't like that.

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Yeah woman dont like being called dogs, female dogs, and rescue dogs. They may think rescue puppy is cute because of Marley and me.
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dave, dave dave you dear boy....Azoomm meant take those 3 big paragraphs and send it, NOT the whole thread. What you wrote was heartfelt the rest of the posts are just noise...and mostly pointless to your cause anyway
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You might want to leave out the part where you compared her to a rescue dog.

Some dude on Oprah said chicks don't like that.

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Old 02-17-2012, 05:48 PM   #47
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Yeah woman dont like being called dogs, female dogs, and rescue dogs. They may think rescue puppy is cute because of Marley and me.
Sometimes they do like to wear dog collars.
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Old 02-17-2012, 07:21 PM   #48
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Sometimes they do like to wear dog collars.
Mmmmm... dog collars.
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:01 PM   #49
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So I gotta be the one who says it...


Since Victoria is kicked to the curb, and Liz left... What do their sisters look like?




Honestly, ban yourself from this Victoria girl, and give Liz the chance and time to get back with you. If it works, great, if not, move on. Life is too short to give up.
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Old 02-17-2012, 08:49 PM   #50
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ah, I wasnt sure. If I can get her to calm enough to answer the phone Ill give her the whole thing
Yeah, what she said.

We know y'all are a bunch of big dumb boys [in that] you do things without thinking them all the way through. But, sometimes we need to be reminded.
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