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Old 06-28-2009, 08:46 PM   #41
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Nice!!!! Congrats!!!!
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Old 06-28-2009, 08:57 PM   #42
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Wow she does not look 21! She looks way more "womanly" than that.
Smoking, drinking and tanning takes it's toll!
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Old 06-28-2009, 09:31 PM   #43
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Bless her sweet soul.
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:40 PM   #44
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Bless her sweet soul.
Yea I'm trying to "convert" her to a non-smoker but it won't be easy. This chick puts away almost 2 packs a day!
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:47 PM   #45
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if she does anal, ya just gotta suck it up and deal with the smoking... wether you like it or not.

if she does a2m, your gonna have to buy the smokes for her.
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:05 PM   #46
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and if she can smoke with her anus you need to just propose.
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:18 PM   #47
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if she does anal, ya just gotta suck it up and deal with the smoking... wether you like it or not.

if she does a2m, your gonna have to buy the smokes for her.
I'll take a rimjob now and again but A2M might take her off the "kissing list" for a few days. I dated a girl that did that and it always kind of grossed me out... Aw but what do I know, I also won't kiss a girl after she swallows until she brushes her teeth! Although I bet YOU don't hesitate! You probably "snowball" as well as snowmobile!!! Yuck!
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:20 PM   #48
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and if she can smoke with her anus you need to just propose.
Dude that's EXACTLY how Farrah died!!!
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Old 06-28-2009, 11:45 PM   #49
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Dude that's EXACTLY how Farrah died!!!


Too soon man. You have to wait 23 years till its funny.
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Too soon man. You have to wait 23 years till its funny.
Oh that's right... the "South Park" theory...
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