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Old 01-12-2010, 02:10 AM   #51
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Pick up lines?

Tigger don't use no pick up lines...

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'll take What is cavity search for $500.
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:21 AM   #52
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Well did it work?


We all have learned that cruizer girl gets easily distracted by oragami, you never what will work.
Oh for sure. I cleared my desk and was buns up kneeling in no time flat!

Dumb ass.
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:35 AM   #53
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Huh-huh.... bewbies.... huh-huh-huh...
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:26 AM   #54
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Oh for sure. I cleared my desk and was buns up kneeling in no time flat!

Dumb ass.
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Old 01-12-2010, 09:33 AM   #55
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Oh for sure. I cleared my desk and was buns up kneeling in no time flat!

Dumb ass.
So, it worked? Cuz that sounds kinda hot
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:14 AM   #56
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Oh for sure. I cleared my desk and was buns up kneeling in no time flat!

Dumb ass.
hahahahahahahahaha
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Old 01-12-2010, 11:12 AM   #57
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Guy came up to me and said "Hi I'm Chris." to which I replied "Nice to meet you I'm Kelly" then he said "You look familiar. Have we slept together before?" Had me laughing my ass off.
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:26 PM   #58
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Guy came up to me and said "Hi I'm Chris." to which I replied "Nice to meet you I'm Kelly" then he said "You look familiar. Have we slept together before?" Had me laughing my ass off.
How did it end?
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Old 01-12-2010, 02:37 PM   #59
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I took a girl home from a bar, by pretending I was from Australia.

Cheesy accent, shrimps on the barbie, the whole nine yards.

The next morning...I forgot I was supposed to be from Australia, (Tequila will do that).

She was kinda pissed, in a "I don't ever want to see you again, and I hope you die" sorta way.

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Old 01-12-2010, 02:43 PM   #60
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Pick up lines?

Tigger don't use no pick up lines...

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Holy Shit Chris! When did you photograph me you bastard?!?!
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