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Old 04-30-2009, 03:44 PM   #51
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What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?
Those things are aweful nice. I love it when my husband comes home to do all these things.

What era do you think we live in? Stone? Ice?
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:55 PM   #52
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What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?
clean house- check
clean clothes - check
hot meals - only if I cook them
back rubs - never
sex - never
companionship - right....
extra income - her work? not on your life


Think again, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:58 PM   #53
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clean house- check
clean clothes - check
hot meals - only if I cook them
back rubs - never
sex - never
companionship - right....
extra income - her work? not on your life


Think again, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Wow you're killing me!!!
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:01 PM   #54
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clean house- We share that
clean clothes - I do my own laundry
hot meals - only if I cook them
back rubs - yeah right
sex -
companionship - right....
extra income - possibly


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Hey Particle Man....


BLOW ME!!!!
Not with how YOU cook!
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:06 PM   #55
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Those things are aweful nice. I love it when my husband comes home to do all these things.

What era do you think we live in? Stone? Ice?
Hey, I live in the era that if my wife sits at home all day or only works part time, that I expect ALL of the household type chores to be taken care of including meals. Maybe I'll be single for the rest of my life but trust me when I say that no woman will ever sit on her ass all day while I'm at work and expect me to come home and do house work of any kind...period. Especially if she's not dishing out porno star level sex! Besides, when are women gonna realize that they have A pussy, not THE pussy? Fuck Gloria Steinem, fuck the ERA, fuck Susan B Anthony, etc the MAN has spoken!!!
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Single with kids:
clean house- I do most, the kids clean their rooms, pick up the living room and wash dishes
clean clothes - I wash and dry them, put mine up and hope to god the kids do theirs. Then I have to look for my clothes only to realize Mini-Me has stolen mine....again!
hot meals - Sometimes I cook, sometimes Mini-Me does. She's getting good.
back rubs - What's that?
sex - Again, what's that?
companionship - Kids can be cool as companions. Although their constant fighting with each other gets old. When I get tired of them, I send them to their rooms.
extra income - Only when I work two jobs.

But ya know what? I'd rather be single than deal with another fucking human around all the time, trying to boss me around or telling me what I can or can't do. FUCK THAT!!!!
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:15 PM   #57
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Single with kids:
clean house- I do most, the kids clean their rooms, pick up the living room and wash dishes
clean clothes - I wash and dry them, put mine up and hope to god the kids do theirs. Then I have to look for my clothes only to realize Mini-Me has stolen mine....again!
hot meals - Sometimes I cook, sometimes Mini-Me does. She's getting good.
back rubs - What's that?
sex - Again, what's that?
companionship - Kids can be cool as companions. Although their constant fighting with each other gets old. When I get tired of them, I send them to their rooms.
extra income - Only when I work two jobs.

But ya know what? I'd rather be single than deal with another fucking human around all the time, trying to boss me around or telling me what I can or can't do. FUCK THAT!!!!

Hahahha! This thread got fun all of a sudden!
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Hey, I live in the era that if my wife sits at home all day or only works part time, that I expect ALL of the household type chores to be taken care of including meals. Maybe I'll be single for the rest of my life but trust me when I say that no woman will ever sit on her ass all day while I'm at work and expect me to come home and do house work of any kind...period. Especially if she's not dishing out porno star level sex! Besides, when are women gonna realize that they have A pussy, not THE pussy? Fuck Gloria Steinem, fuck the ERA, fuck Susan B Anthony, etc the MAN has spoken!!!
I understand that....but there are plenty of people who still think that a woman should do all the household chores AND work a full time job.

Of course I say all that and right now, I am the only one with a job, am crippled and have to do all those things anyway. Man, what happened?!
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Not with how YOU cook!
Okay, fine I'll take some cooking classes....
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Old 04-30-2009, 04:17 PM   #60
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