What the crap hit me!

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Dave

water spider bro

Dead spider.

[Triple]

Originally Posted by Dave

water spider bro

And not even a very big one.

The ones on my pond could wrap their legs around that dish. They also move at the speed of light.

[dReWpY]

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

That fucker would have a .22 cal size hole through the middle of it if it showed up in my yard. Screeeeeeeew that.

Camping at Deal's Gap at the end of the cross country trip drewpy and I went on a couple of years back, I woke up to one of those about 3" way from my head... it took every ounce of my being to stop myself from burning through a 15-round mag of hollow point .40 making sure it didn't touch me.

Originally Posted by Dave

water spider bro

No, that's a wolf spider. They can walk across the surface of the water at a VERY fast rate of speed... those fuckers are like lightning. And BIG.

[Cass]

I don't know how I missed this originally, but this thread is epic. and FUCK wolf spiders.

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

No, that's a wolf spider. They can walk across the surface of the water at a VERY fast rate of speed... those fuckers are like lightning. And BIG.

Whatever the fuck they are, they're creepy as hell. They not only walk on water, they follow you back and forth! *shudder*

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Whatever the fuck they are, they're creepy as hell. They not only walk on water, they follow you back and forth! *shudder*

You know who else walks on water, and follows you around?

This guy.

JC

[fnfalman]

As covered up as I am whenever I ride, somehow a bee of some sort hit me in the sliver of the neck that wasn't covered by the jacket's mandarin color and the helmet's base, crawled down to my chest and stung the living shit out of me. I was slapping and punching my torso trying to kill that fucker while keeping control of the motorcycle. By the time I stopped and pulled over, my chest was throbbing with pain, I opened up the jacket and shirt to find a big welt and smeared bee parts.

And then there was this one time when a bird impacted my right shoulder and nearly threw me off the damn bike.

Almost makes me want to turn into a cager.