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12-19-2009, 12:14 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
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I can hear you sexing...
So we're having a nice family dinner yesterday, eating some BBQ Chicken legs, and watching a lil' TV. Someone on the TV said something about sex, and my 6 year old caught it (of course). So he says, "eewww that's gross." My wife tells him "you don't know anything about that!" and he says, "Uh huh, I hear you and Josh sexing all the time and I just roll over and put my pillow over my head and try to go back to sleep."
Wow. I thought my wife's face was actually going to explode, she was so red. I was a bit speechless myself but came back with the brilliant, "No buddy, that's just me giving Mommy a massage cause she works so hard during the day, I have to make her muscles feel better." That lil' lie detecting bastard wasn't having that though, he laughs and says "Nah Uh, I know what it is" while pointing his dirty finger at me. Damn. Well I told him not to knock it because that's how he came into the world. So ahh...I guess we'll try to keep it down a little bit going forward.
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12-19-2009, 12:16 PM
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Forum Coach
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: GA
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600
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Wow!
 Well, you must be doing something right then!
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12-19-2009, 12:18 PM
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Spiker bike
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: KCK
Moto: KZ750
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Children as birth control. LOL
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12-19-2009, 12:21 PM
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moderator chick
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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12-19-2009, 12:27 PM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
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12-19-2009, 02:31 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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Kane. Are you a hammy?
2. hammy A person or thing is defined as a 'Hammy' when they possess a large genitalia. "I slept with this guy last night and he was definitely a Hammy, I'm still acheing this morning! |
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12-19-2009, 03:15 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Odessa, TX
Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird
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Why yes I am, thanks for asking.
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12-19-2009, 05:35 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
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eff em be as loud as you like
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12-19-2009, 06:27 PM
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DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
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The boy owned you.
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
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