Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Gf's Purse While Looking For Gum...

Amber Lamps · 01-10-2010, 02:25 PM

1. Valtrex
2. Estrogen/sex change pills.
3. Anti-crazy pills like Lexipro, Zoloft, etc
4. Condoms- if you don't use them, especially Magnums if you have a little dick!
5. Your phone bill with another girl's number circled in red!!!
6. Enzyte...hint, hint.
7. A motel receipt
8. Syringes and she's not diabetic.
9. Strange pre-pay phone.
10. Birth control pills and you're fixed...

Amorok · 01-10-2010, 02:28 PM

Hmmm, went exploring and didn't like what you found, eh Tig?

Captain Morgan · 01-10-2010, 02:30 PM

I found out an ex of mine had some medicine for herpes, but she claimed it was for cold sores. We never had sex after that and broke up soon after. That was 8 years ago, so I think I'm in the clear.

smileyman · 01-10-2010, 02:54 PM

357 magnum
Receipts from victoria's secrets and the bar at Applebees.
Zoloft
Paxil
Check book from acct you didnt know about.

My ex wife...what a madcap.

askmrjesus · 01-10-2010, 04:18 PM

Your balls.

JC

derf · 01-10-2010, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I found out an ex of mine had some medicine for herpes, but she claimed it was for cold sores. We never had sex after that and broke up soon after. That was 8 years ago, so I think I'm in the clear.

Herpes has an undercover shelf life of almost 20 years. One day when you least expect it its gonna start to burn, you still got 12 years left to wonder

Captain Morgan · 01-10-2010, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf

Herpes has an undercover shelf life of almost 20 years. One day when you least expect it its gonna start to burn, you still got 12 years left to wonder

Nice try, though.

Amber Lamps · 01-10-2010, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Nice try, though.

FWIW, you can get a blood test, I think...

Captain Morgan · 01-10-2010, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER

FWIW, you can get a blood test, I think...

It's been 8 years. The incubation period is only like a month. I've never had a single symptom. I'm raising the bs flag on the 20 year thing.

askmrjesus · 01-10-2010, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I found out an ex of mine had some medicine for herpes, but she claimed it was for cold sores. We never had sex after that and broke up soon after. That was 8 years ago, so I think I'm in the clear.

Cold sores ARE Herpes.

There are two types, Simplex 1 ("cold sores"), and Simplex 2 (itchy dick).

So, it's quite possible she was telling the truth.

Or not.

JC

01-10-2010, 02:25 PM	#1
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	Things You Don't Want To Find In Your Gf's Purse While Looking For Gum... 1. Valtrex 2. Estrogen/sex change pills. 3. Anti-crazy pills like Lexipro, Zoloft, etc 4. Condoms- if you don't use them, especially Magnums if you have a little dick! 5. Your phone bill with another girl's number circled in red!!! 6. Enzyte...hint, hint. 7. A motel receipt 8. Syringes and she's not diabetic. 9. Strange pre-pay phone. 10. Birth control pills and you're fixed...

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01-10-2010, 02:28 PM	#2
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Hmmm, went exploring and didn't like what you found, eh Tig?

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Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I found out an ex of mine had some medicine for herpes, but she claimed it was for cold sores. We never had sex after that and broke up soon after. That was 8 years ago, so I think I'm in the clear.