03-28-2010, 07:29 PM | #1 |
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{joke} Cannibal Lunch
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated
By a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." |
03-29-2010, 10:45 AM | #2 |
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