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08-19-2010, 05:12 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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Sweet, sweet bacon...
You know how when you make bacon, you have to pour the excess fat into something, like a jar or a tin can?
You know how sometimes when you're hung over, and the lights are low, and you're making bacon, the big jar of honey looks just like the jar you pour your bacon fat into? You know how sometimes your wife likes to put honey in her tea? You know how sometimes you forget to tell your wife shit? Well, it's like that. JC
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08-19-2010, 05:22 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Mmmmm.... Bacon tea...
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08-19-2010, 05:23 PM
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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 Thats why I save a lot of time and agravation by cooking them in the microwave wrapped in paper towels.
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08-19-2010, 05:24 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
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08-19-2010, 06:17 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
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I could always count on AMJ to fill the house with bacon aroma in the morning, when he's visiting. Good man.
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08-19-2010, 06:27 PM
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Its a good day.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Pace, FL
Moto: Victory Kingpin Low
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08-19-2010, 06:40 PM
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Nashville, TN
Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750
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i just make some foil into a bowl then throw it away when it hardens....bacon tea...sounds tasty to me
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08-19-2010, 06:53 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
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Few things aren't enhanced by bacon, little lady.
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08-19-2010, 07:06 PM
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WERA White Plate
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Nashville, TN
Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750
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Oh I know...That is why I was this was available in stores LOL
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08-19-2010, 07:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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Take the bacon grease and add it to Minute Rice in a frying pan. Add some water and cook until the rice is fluffy. Then add salsa and pieces of bacon and some shredded taco cheese.
Cook until the cheese is melted. Shitty for you but damn tasty and no risk of honey-bacon grease mix. Mmmmm Oh and no disposal of said bacon grease needed. |
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