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Old 08-28-2010, 11:34 AM   #1
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Default An open letter to people who aren't stalking me:

WTF? I'm not worth stalking?

Well fuck you!

Come on ladies, just because I'm old and married, doesn't mean I can't be stalked upon.

Get with the fucking program.

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Old 08-28-2010, 11:38 AM   #2
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Hanging on the wall is just freaky.
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Old 08-28-2010, 11:39 AM   #3
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Hanging on the wall is just freaky.
Chiropractors' orders.

Don't be a hater.

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Old 08-28-2010, 11:40 AM   #4
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You've already been nailed too. No competition or challenge.
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:08 PM   #5
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Pretty sure your apostles (Is that hebrew for fuckbuddies?) fit the bill of stalkers. Fuck, they even wrote a book about following you around.
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:09 PM   #6
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You're going about it all wrong....

Come on, man....No suggestive username? No nudie pics? No desperate cries for attention?

And you expect to be stalked?

Whatever.
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:36 PM   #7
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You're going about it all wrong....

Come on, man....No suggestive username? No nudie pics? No desperate cries for attention?

And you expect to be stalked?

Whatever.
This. Well done.

Where's that golf clap smiley now?
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:43 PM   #8
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Are you KIDDING me? You have your own coalition, and you don't think you're stalked enough?

Maybe if you quit showing up on toast, it might get easier to notice.
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:44 PM   #9
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Are you KIDDING me? You have your own coalition, and you don't think you're stalked enough?

Maybe if you quit showing up on toast, it might get easier to notice.
Or dogs' assholes...
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:54 PM   #10
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Are you KIDDING me? You have your own coalition, and you don't think you're stalked enough?
There's always room for Jello.

By room, I mean my in-box, and by Jello, I mean titty pictures.

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