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Old 11-17-2010, 12:29 PM   #1
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When is the last time you saw a “Will work for food” sign?

Around here we have: Lost it all / Disabled Vet / Homeless and Hungry / Need help /etc. followed with a please help and/or God Bless.

Some don’t even bother with a sign and just hold out a hat.

Has the old “help me out because I can’t get a job” given way to “give me money, this is my job”?
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:38 PM   #2
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What about "I need money for beer".
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:48 PM   #3
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I've seen "will work for food" signs.
I've seen "Please, no change...just work"
I've seen "Please, no handouts"

I've seen em all
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Or "FOB...no place to live, need shelter for my kids"

Meanwhile they are shacked up in a decent home with 10 other Vietnamese/Salvadorans/whatever
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:55 PM   #5
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I've seen "will work for food" signs.
I've seen "Please, no change...just work"
I've seen "Please, no handouts"

I've seen em all
It is well known that you are more cultural than the rest of us, Mr. dun.

Now please answer the question.
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It is well known that you are more cultural than the rest of us, Mr. dun.

Now please answer the question.
You asked 2 questions, I answered one.
If you are going to be greedy and demand answers to both questions, at least address me by my real name.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:13 PM   #7
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I've seen several recently that I too thought were kind of daring, or even demanding and thought

The ones here all seem to be white males between 40-70

Mom saw one a few weeks ago that she actually didn't feel like finished his "shift" and walked over to a parking lot and got into a car to drive HOME, and ran up the road to get him a hamburger. He had a sign that said "Hungry, Please help" She came back to the intersection with a burger in the bag and handed it to him. He said "I don't want that shit lady" and threw it down if the curb hadn't been so tall I'm quite certain she'd ran his ass over after that.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:18 PM   #8
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I'd give this guy some $$ just for being funny.



I offered to buy a guy a sandwich one time that was begging for $$ for food and he got pizzed so I said F him.

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Old 11-17-2010, 01:30 PM   #9
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The local news followed a few of the "homeless" around here and caught a few in upper-middle class homes with plenty of money, one guy using his kid to help get drug money, one using his buddy's kid and one guy they thought was a laywer who drove off in a Mercedes or something. The ones I usually see are lazy fucks that live in a trailer park a few blocks from Virginia Beach. I followed one pair to see them buy beer, Chinese food and wax for a bitchin 71 Dodge demon. Around here we have more jobs than bodies to fill them. The best I saw was "Student, broke needs beer...future of your country", he got a laugh and a fiver.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:30 PM   #10
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Now that the weather is cooling down here, I fully expect them at every major intersection. I have only seen 2 so far.

The local news did a story last summer where they dressed a guy up (long mangy wig and beard) and had him hold a sign on a busy intersection. He got $350 in just over 8 hours. The next day they gave him a new intersection (and a dog), and he got almost $500, and a 25lb bag of dog food.
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