Constipated with diarrhea...

OneSickPsycho · 12-09-2010, 12:50 PM

FML...

Just thought I'd share... I am constipated, but I have that burning in my bowels that sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night causing me to spray the toilet bowl... I've pooped 4 times today, diarrhea each time... and yet I always feel like I still have a lot more pooping to do when I'm done.

Enjoy your day.

Dave · 12-09-2010, 12:51 PM

Woot. Don't blow your bowels out your anus trying to clear yourself out

Particle Man · 12-09-2010, 01:29 PM

yuck

wildchild · 12-09-2010, 01:33 PM

have a bran muffin for breakfast, then you'll know the pipes are empty by lunch. then start eating cheese with lunch and dinner. LOL

Tmall · 12-09-2010, 01:42 PM

When you have IBS. Then you can complain..

tommymac · 12-09-2010, 01:46 PM

Just hope its not a smal bowel obstruction. can have some diarrhea with that and its very serious as in you may need emergent surgery.

Ninjakel · 12-09-2010, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac

Just hope its not a smal bowel obstruction. can have some diarrhea with that and its very serious as in you may need emergent surgery.

When I read the title, that;s the 1st thing i thought too.

tommymac · 12-09-2010, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjakel

When I read the title, that;s the 1st thing i thought too.

You dont see it much in younger people esp if they havent had prior abdominal surgery, but had 2 in the ER that fit that bill so I always keep it in mind.

Avatard · 12-09-2010, 02:07 PM

Ah, Round up all the old farts in a thread about going to the bathroom...

Dave · 12-09-2010, 02:17 PM

Time for a good home enema

12-09-2010, 12:50 PM	#1
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Constipated with diarrhea... FML... Just thought I'd share... I am constipated, but I have that burning in my bowels that sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night causing me to spray the toilet bowl... I've pooped 4 times today, diarrhea each time... and yet I always feel like I still have a lot more pooping to do when I'm done. Enjoy your day.

12-09-2010, 01:29 PM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	yuck __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-09-2010, 02:07 PM	#9
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Ah, Round up all the old farts in a thread about going to the bathroom... __________________ Insert free thought here.

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12-09-2010, 12:51 PM	#2
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Woot. Don't blow your bowels out your anus trying to clear yourself out

12-09-2010, 01:33 PM	#4
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	have a bran muffin for breakfast, then you'll know the pipes are empty by lunch. then start eating cheese with lunch and dinner. LOL

12-09-2010, 01:42 PM	#5
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	When you have IBS. Then you can complain..

12-09-2010, 01:46 PM	#6
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Just hope its not a smal bowel obstruction. can have some diarrhea with that and its very serious as in you may need emergent surgery.

12-09-2010, 02:17 PM	#10
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Time for a good home enema