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Old 02-22-2011, 04:07 PM   #1
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Default Dont eat the fatties cookies

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...t_cookies.html

I thought this was kinda funny
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:14 PM   #2
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Roar!!!!
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:15 PM   #3
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Best Story EVAHHHHHH!!!!!

"picked up a board and whacked Wanke."

"Howard allegedly hurled her heft at Wanke"

"Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face"
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:18 PM   #4
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"Howard bit Wanke's breast and struck her several times"

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Old 02-22-2011, 04:25 PM   #5
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that just... wow
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:26 PM   #6
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:34 PM   #7
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Damn.

But in her defense, they were thin-mints....
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Old 02-22-2011, 05:35 PM   #8
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Damn.

But in her defense, they were thin-mints....
The thin mints were the only "thin" things in that story...
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Old 02-22-2011, 05:40 PM   #9
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Shit, anyone knows not to get between big momma and her cookies.

That bitch is lucky to be alive (and not eaten).
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Old 02-22-2011, 05:42 PM   #10
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I don't care much for the thin mints but if it was the Samoas or whatever they are called...the b!tch would have had a fight on her hands.
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