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Old 09-17-2011, 08:03 PM   #1
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I only looked at the first 12. I'll take No.3 Uruguay please.
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Old 09-17-2011, 08:14 PM   #2
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Is being built like a 12 year old boy a prerequisite to enter? These bitches seriously need to eat before they die of malnourishment.
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Old 09-17-2011, 08:33 PM   #3
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I will have to look on a pc. They look yummy.
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Old 09-17-2011, 10:48 PM   #4
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Is being built like a 12 year old boy a prerequisite to enter? These bitches seriously need to eat before they die of malnourishment.
Are you f'n crazy or gay ?
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Old 09-18-2011, 12:19 AM   #5
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Are you f'n crazy or gay ?
Did you look at the pictures or just assume that Miss Universe meant automatic hotness? Almost all of them are lacking anything that resembles curves. Having protruding pelvic bones and rib bones doesn't make you curvy, just underfed. These girls look like emaciated bobble heads. I don't care what kinda sash and bikini you throw them in, it doesn't make them hot, just sickly.
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Old 09-18-2011, 01:15 AM   #6
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LOL dude..... yes, many of them were like that, but come on......Most of them were merely slim / in shape.

Oh, and France for me.
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Old 09-18-2011, 02:19 AM   #7
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LOL dude..... yes, many of them were like that, but come on......Most of them were merely slim / in shape.

Oh, and France for me.
France was good, but Poland 20 was the best. #4 was close to france too. I only got to 25 though.
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Australia for the win...most looked like a bunch of chickenheads...
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Old 09-18-2011, 11:42 AM   #9
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Did you look at the pictures or just assume that Miss Universe meant automatic hotness? Almost all of them are lacking anything that resembles curves. Having protruding pelvic bones and rib bones doesn't make you curvy, just underfed. These girls look like emaciated bobble heads. I don't care what kinda sash and bikini you throw them in, it doesn't make them hot, just sickly.
Gonna have to agree with Corey.
I think they call it 'starvation chic' (like heroin chic, but not as sickly)...a big hit in times of recession.
Most of them were really pretty in the face, but the majority of them need a few pounds on them before I would consider what they have a 'feminine' build.
No fat asses, pooches, anything like that... just a few pounds so the right spots fill out.
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Old 09-18-2011, 02:00 PM   #10
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OH MY. I would take any of them. Certainly some are better looking but I wouldn't kick any of them out if the wife came home.
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