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Old 11-27-2011, 11:29 AM   #1
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Looks like the boyfriends covered all his bases before he screwed her over.

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Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.
Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”
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Old 11-27-2011, 11:30 AM   #2
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Normally I try not to judge, but that is some shitty work.
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If she really cheated, he didn't do enough. If he's just a dick, he should be forced to have a cock tattooed on his face.
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If she really cheated, he didn't do enough. If he's just a dick, he should be forced to have a cock tattooed on his face.
She wanted fucking Narnia on her back - he did her a favor.
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She wanted fucking Narnia on her back - he did her a favor.


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The Girl With the Shit Tattoo. In theaters right meow.

Must of had too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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