I was challenged to a race on the cycle on my way home from work ....

'73 H1 Triple · 08-12-2008, 11:59 PM

by some "ricer wanna be" in a 4 door chevy celebrity complete with wing and fart can.

He's in the left turn lane "goosing" the throttle to make it jump ( sort of ) and putting it in neutral to tach it up. He yells over " I want to race you".

As I'm laughing, I tell him "no way". He says " afraid you'll lose" ?

"No, I don't race assholes" I replied as my light turned green.

If these kids are our future, we're doomed

Dnyce · 08-13-2008, 12:02 AM

what were u riding?
the zr?

'73 H1 Triple · 08-13-2008, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dnyce

what were u riding?
the zr?

Yup, the ZR1100. The H1 is still on the lift waiting to be put back together

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Dnyce · 08-13-2008, 12:06 AM

lol

shoulda told him you're a off duty cop hahaha

'73 H1 Triple · 08-13-2008, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dnyce

lol

shoulda told him you're a off duty cop hahaha

I'll remember that for next time. Good comeback

fnfalman · 08-13-2008, 10:45 AM

Should have told him, "Let's take it to Dead Man's Curve."

Sixxxxer · 08-13-2008, 12:24 PM

Lol, Did he NOT Know what you were Riding?

Musta Thought it was a moped of sorts or something.

OneSickPsycho · 08-13-2008, 12:34 PM

You could do what I do... sandbag to the next stop. Then put money on it.

Or smoke his ass and at the next stop tell him, "maybe next time I'll use the other 4 gears."

Gunther1000 · 08-13-2008, 12:44 PM

Or, You could have just assumed he was a dumbass and payed him no mind.

I would of had to lay the smack down just to "clear the Zone" as I call it for safty's sake. Fag was more than likely drunk. It wouldn't have taken more than a thought to leave him in your side view getting very small.

fnfalman · 08-13-2008, 02:48 PM

I normally just wave and go on whenever cagers wanted to "race" me. Unless they got a hot chick with them then I gotta lay the smack down on them and then talk shit to the honey.

08-12-2008, 11:59 PM	#1
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	I was challenged to a race on the cycle on my way home from work .... by some "ricer wanna be" in a 4 door chevy celebrity complete with wing and fart can. He's in the left turn lane "goosing" the throttle to make it jump ( sort of ) and putting it in neutral to tach it up. He yells over " I want to race you". As I'm laughing, I tell him "no way". He says " afraid you'll lose" ? "No, I don't race assholes" I replied as my light turned green. If these kids are our future, we're doomed

08-13-2008, 12:02 AM	#2
Dnyce flyin high Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cali Moto: 10speed huffy w/cards in the spokes Posts: 2,318	what were u riding? the zr? __________________ "Racing Is Life, Everything Before and After is Just Waiting" Steve McQueen

08-13-2008, 12:06 AM	#4
Dnyce flyin high Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cali Moto: 10speed huffy w/cards in the spokes Posts: 2,318	lol shoulda told him you're a off duty cop hahaha __________________ "Racing Is Life, Everything Before and After is Just Waiting" Steve McQueen

08-13-2008, 10:45 AM	#6
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	Should have told him, "Let's take it to Dead Man's Curve." __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

08-13-2008, 12:24 PM	#7
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	Lol, Did he NOT Know what you were Riding? Musta Thought it was a moped of sorts or something. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

08-13-2008, 12:34 PM	#8
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	You could do what I do... sandbag to the next stop. Then put money on it. Or smoke his ass and at the next stop tell him, "maybe next time I'll use the other 4 gears."

08-13-2008, 12:44 PM	#9
Gunther1000 Jesus Christ! Join Date: Jul 2008 Moto: (The Chi's lover) Posts: 801	Or, You could have just assumed he was a dumbass and payed him no mind. I would of had to lay the smack down just to "clear the Zone" as I call it for safty's sake. Fag was more than likely drunk. It wouldn't have taken more than a thought to leave him in your side view getting very small. __________________ FTP

08-13-2008, 02:48 PM	#10
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	I normally just wave and go on whenever cagers wanted to "race" me. Unless they got a hot chick with them then I gotta lay the smack down on them and then talk shit to the honey. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

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