Larry The Cable Guy Wisdom

OTB · 09-06-2008, 07:48 PM

Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

A day without sunshine is like night.

OneSickPsycho · 09-06-2008, 09:08 PM

That's some profound redneck logic. I like it.

Smittie61984 · 09-06-2008, 09:53 PM

Can't argue with that.

I fucking love Larry the Cable Guy. His shit is so funny.

marko138 · 09-07-2008, 10:16 AM

:bigrofl:

Gas Man · 09-07-2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Can't argue with that.

I fucking love Larry the Cable Guy. His shit is so funny.

Exactly!

Smittie61984 · 09-07-2008, 11:10 PM

When I worked at a Machine Shop my buddy's dad got a burnt CD "Lord I apalogize". Which this was before the Blue Comedy Collar Tour. I nearly blew up the place from laughing so hard and working with a cutting torch.

09-06-2008, 07:48 PM	#1
OTB The Man Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CrabTown USA Moto: 00 Bimota DB4 Posts: 823	Larry The Cable Guy Wisdom Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?' Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Remember, half the people you know are below average. A day without sunshine is like night.

09-06-2008, 09:53 PM	#3
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	Can't argue with that. I fucking love Larry the Cable Guy. His shit is so funny. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

09-07-2008, 11:10 PM	#6
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	When I worked at a Machine Shop my buddy's dad got a burnt CD "Lord I apalogize". Which this was before the Blue Comedy Collar Tour. I nearly blew up the place from laughing so hard and working with a cutting torch. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

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09-06-2008, 09:08 PM	#2
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	That's some profound redneck logic. I like it.