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12-08-2008, 03:08 PM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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Smile! (not)
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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12-08-2008, 03:12 PM
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This is not the sig line.
Join Date: Dec 2008
Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, *moto*...
Posts: 1,279
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I don't have a problem not smiling any time I'm dealing with the DMV.
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This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer. Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant. -Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! |
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12-08-2008, 03:20 PM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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That's why all of my pictures make me look like a mass murderer. After dealing with the MPF/DMV/Department of Licensing when picture time rolls around I actually am thinking about killing lots of people, they drive me to it. Thus the scary DL photo. I think the cops understand too.
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What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean? |
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12-08-2008, 04:50 PM
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Guys... where *are* we?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Carolina
Moto: SV650 Interstate, CX500 rat-bobber, whatever else runs.
Posts: 784
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Yeah, I always look pissed-off in DL photos too.
Now I'd have to make some other kind of face to give the software trouble, like a big Beaker frown or something. |
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12-08-2008, 05:29 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
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Just do as I do:
Always have a friend drive you to DMV to take your license picture, and get as drunk/high as possible beforehand. This way, if you are ever pulled over DUI, you will look "normal".
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Insert free thought here. |
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12-08-2008, 05:29 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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Quote:
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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12-08-2008, 05:32 PM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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You know though, in my Military ID photo I'm wearing sunglasses, and my DL is an old picture. They probably won't like me.
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What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean? |
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12-08-2008, 06:03 PM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
Posts: 4,891
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They actually Let you wear sunglasses for your Military ID...They dont even let you wear a Hat let aone sunglasses for your DL
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[FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue |
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12-08-2008, 06:40 PM
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Get Fit...or Get OUT
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: KS
Moto: 07 M109-R
Posts: 1,993
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What a fucking joke....
What is next? "Your papers, comrade....." Wait...don't answer that. :/ |
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12-08-2008, 11:59 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
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The crazy ghetto chick working at the BMV the last time I got my license made me laugh like a retard so I look like a total jackass in my DL photo. |
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