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Old 10-29-2009, 10:28 PM   #1
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:14 AM   #2
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holy christ its getting stuffy in here. For all of you with sensitive eyes and ears take all the fucks out of it and it is still funny. is it the first time you heard a curse word? will it be the last? no. lighten up.
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:21 AM   #3
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holy christ its getting stuffy in here. For all of you with sensitive eyes and ears take all the fucks out of it and it is still funny. is it the first time you heard a curse word? will it be the last? no. lighten up.
Really?

Let's try it, shall we...

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Look at that Lasagna

That top layer of meat is better than you life will ever be.

MMMM Wavy pasta as sexy as a hundred women.

It's cut into a perfect square for you.

Is that like 3 layers of cheese?

Before you eat it.

Don't you wish this was all in your mouth? Yeah you bet.

Look to the right. It's cut into a rectangle in case you want more.

What is that, a sprig of parsley? Don't give me that.

Hilarious.
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:31 AM   #4
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Really?

Let's try it, shall we...




Hilarious.
He said to take out the fucks, not all the "dirty" words.
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:36 AM   #5
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He said to take out the fucks, not all the "dirty" words.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:47 AM   #6
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He said to take out the fucks, not all the "dirty" words.
thank you. shmike who the fuck are you to go around misinterpreting my fucking suggestions???
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Old 10-30-2009, 11:24 AM   #8
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Old 10-30-2009, 11:27 AM   #9
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Old 10-30-2009, 11:54 AM   #10
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