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Old 05-25-2010, 03:11 PM   #1
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Default If you hate your co-workers...

http://www.etsy.com/listing/46012969/mean-bags-mature

you NEED these!!
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:16 PM   #2
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LOL @ whoremouth and shitbeard!
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:19 PM   #3
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Awesome. I'd love to give those to customers.
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:35 PM   #4
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some of those are weak. dickbomb, ballsface, and douchelord are terrible.
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:38 PM   #5
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Cuntmuffin, twatwaffle, and fucktard are my favs.

Fucknut and fuckstick are pretty good.

Hard to go wrong with "fuck" anything, in this application, actually.
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:11 PM   #6
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Cuntmuffin, twatwaffle, and fucktard are my favs.

Fucknut and fuckstick are pretty good.

Hard to go wrong with "fuck" anything, in this application, actually.
it's pretty universal
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:24 PM   #7
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fat bitches. it can definitely go wrong with fat bitches.
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:37 PM   #8
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what.. no "jackass"?
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:13 PM   #9
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Nice, but we don't need these at work - they just say what they want.
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:16 PM   #10
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I dont care what you bring I can top it. My boss the chairman of the board has a nephew...Picture it...

He could fall into a barrel full of titties and come out sucking his thumb! I would bean him 28 times a day!
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