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Old 01-04-2011, 11:55 PM   #1
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Default Holy f#cking creepy sh!t!!

Widow who dug up, lived with embalmed corpses builds mausoleum to get them back

http://www.app.com/article/20110104/...-get-them-back
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:59 PM   #2
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Jean Stevens - Person the story is about, check

James Stevens - Poor old lady's husband that she dug up, check

June Stevens - Poor old lady's twin she dug up, wait a fucking minute... Too many Stevens.... Pennsylvania, the new Kentucky.
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Old 01-05-2011, 12:30 AM   #3
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Old 01-05-2011, 07:24 AM   #4
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Old 01-05-2011, 08:30 AM   #5
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Sounds like that party was dead...
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Old 01-05-2011, 08:50 AM   #6
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Don't bodies turn to skeletons after a while?
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Old 01-05-2011, 08:56 AM   #7
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Don't bodies turn to skeletons after a while?
Only if they decay. Embalming is meant to stave off decay. Look at mummies. They aren't skeletons yet.
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Sounds like that party was dead...
On the up side, they never ran out of beer.

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Old 01-05-2011, 09:01 AM   #9
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Only if they decay. Embalming is meant to stave off decay. Look at mummies. They aren't skeletons yet.
Even mummies look pretty fucking scary, plus they are made because of embalming and dry or cold conditions where they dont give the bacteria a chance to eat the flesh. PA isn't a dry or cold place, keeping the bodies in her house gotta smell pretty damn bad too.
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:17 AM   #10
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well they say you never notice the aroma of your own house. LOL
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