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Old 01-14-2011, 07:46 PM   #91
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Imagine how I feel. To begin with, I'm a musician. No one gets HALF my fucking references.
I usually get 'em but that doesn't really help you

People say that percussionists aren't musicians though so I guess I have to be saved by being a vocalist
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:11 PM   #92
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I had no idea you were a musician either

What instrument and what other culture?
Bass... Brazilian....
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:37 PM   #93
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Yep, my primary instrument is bass (I play 4, 5, 6, 7 and 12 string bass)...I play a pretty mean rock guitar and drums too, but I really like being the force behind what makes people move. Funny thing is, a lot of people don't really know what the bass actually plays. I've actually had people ask me "what does the bassplayer do?".

Well, I like to think of it as the role of "atlas". I kinda hold up the world...only nobody even knows I exist...until I stop playing. Then suddenly people wheel around, and ask "why'd the music stop??".

Cracks me up.

Funny thing is, the drummer can lay out, the guitarist can lay out, the keyboardist can lay out, and no one will say shit (especially at rehearsals), but if the bass player stops, the "music" stops. That's the only time the bassist gets fucking noticed.

I love being that pivotal, and yet that anonymous.
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:41 PM   #94
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People say that percussionists aren't musicians
As in that old chestnut:

Q): What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A): A drummer.

???

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Old 01-14-2011, 09:47 PM   #95
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If you just want to date someone or bang I say have fun and fuck age or any other qualifier that separates you from the nookie. Do your thing and laugh about it afterward.
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heh whups. didnt proofread that screenshot before i uploaded it
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Old 01-15-2011, 09:12 AM   #98
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As in that old chestnut:

Q): What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A): A drummer.

???

Yeah I heard that constantly
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Who is that in your avatar?
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Old 01-15-2011, 12:10 PM   #100
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dunno. tineye found a bigger one though. enjoy
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