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Old 01-05-2010, 06:27 PM   #91
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Wouldn't it be faster for them to go to the local bar?
Nope. They can't hide behind clever picture editing at the bar. They figure they can use a pic that tries to hide their hideousness, then hope the guy is horny enough that he won't care by the time he gets to their house. If they go to a bar, they have to work to get the guy drunk before he'll think about taking them home. Besides, if they use the website, the guy doesn't have to worry about his friends seeing him take home a biggun.
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Old 01-05-2010, 06:28 PM   #92
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Nope. They can't hide behind clever picture editing at the bar. They figure they can use a pic that tries to hide their hideousness, then hope the guy is horny enough that he won't care by the time he gets to their house. If they go to a bar, they have to work to get the guy drunk before he'll think about taking them home. Besides, if they use the website, the guy doesn't have to worry about his friends seeing him take home a biggun.


I didn't know so much strategy was involved!
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Nope. They can't hide behind clever picture editing at the bar. They figure they can use a pic that tries to hide their hideousness, then hope the guy is horny enough that he won't care by the time he gets to their house. If they go to a bar, they have to work to get the guy drunk before he'll think about taking them home. Besides, if they use the website, the guy doesn't have to worry about his friends seeing him take home a biggun.
Sounds like you wrote the book, playa.
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:30 PM   #94
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Sounds like you wrote the book, playa.
Dude, I have shown up before and when the girl said who she was, I said, "Oh, sorry, gotta go" and then left. Yeah, I've been a real jackass in a past life.
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Dude, I have shown up before and when the girl said who she was, I said, "Oh, sorry, gotta go" and then left. Yeah, I've been a real jackass in a past life.
If they are not who they said they were then I dont see a problem with that.




That just reminded me of "They are who we thought they were"
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:42 PM   #96
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Morgan. You dont like the cheese makers?
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:20 PM   #97
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Dude, I have shown up before and when the girl said who she was, I said, "Oh, sorry, gotta go" and then left. Yeah, I've been a real jackass in a past life.
Shoulda did that with one chick I met a ways back, she got pissed that I stuck it out for dinner and afew drinks, and there isnt enough alcohol in the world for me to do anything else LOL

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Shoulda did that with one chick I met a ways back, she got pissed that I stuck it out for dinner and afew drinks, and there isnt enough alcohol in the world for me to do anything else LOL

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If she paid then she now knows what it feels like to be a guy.
She did too, I played up the struggling student angle

She liked the fact I had good earning potential, I liked the fact I got buzzed and got out of dodge

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She did too, I played up the struggling student angle

She liked the fact I had good earning potential, I liked the fact I got buzzed and got out of dodge

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