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Old 05-05-2010, 03:41 PM   #101
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Is Johnson the name of the guy you keep in your basement and force to eat feces/semen tainted food and beat and rape in his asshole?

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Old 05-05-2010, 07:54 PM   #102
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Shit's weak! I've never been so tempted to post a picture of my cock before...
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:02 PM   #103
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Shit's weak! I've never been so tempted to post a picture of my cock before...
yeah, but it's hilarious
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:01 PM   #104
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Absolutely they don't. They prevailing mentality is that if you don't want to go to prison don't break the law. Everyone is always rah, rah, rah about the Constitution...until it comes to Cruel and Unusual punishment.

I guess being forced to eat feces/semen tainted food and getting beaten and raped in your asshole isn't considered cruel and unusual in the U.S.
Depends on which kind of prisoners to me. US Citizen prisoners, then yes that is cruel. Non-US Citizen prisoners then I don't care. The cruel punishment they get is leaving a tropical paradise with food, water, shitters, and all the Koran's they can whack off to and going to bumblefuck Illinois.
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Old 05-05-2010, 10:51 PM   #105
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No I'm referring to the majority of U.S. prisons.
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:15 PM   #106
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:45 AM   #107
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Just saw this.
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:17 PM   #108
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That pic of the cop chasing him is priceless.
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Old 05-06-2010, 06:37 PM   #109
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Haha, good shit! We need a taser thread with nothing but taser videos.
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There was a shirt that said, "Gonna taze ya bro." Cant find it now.

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