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Old 12-10-2008, 09:34 PM   #11
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:34 PM   #12
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Ok, I'll come clean. It had nothing to do with Kell. That was just a joke.

I was working on a buddies bike. Made a bunch of decals for him and was putting them on his lower. Had a brand new Exacto knife in my pocket. Some how it went through my pocket, and into my leg and I was crawling around on the ground.

Dr. said it was a really clean cut. About 4 inches long 1/2 inch deep.

I'm quite sore right now.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:37 PM   #13
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Ok, I'll come clean. It had nothing to do with Kell. That was just a joke.

I was working on a buddies bike. Made a bunch of decals for him and was putting them on his lower. Had a brand new Exacto knife in my pocket. Some how it went through my pocket, and into my leg and I was crawling around on the ground.

Dr. said it was a really clean cut. About 4 inches long 1/2 inch deep.

I'm quite sore right now.

I imagine. I knew a guy who was using a Stanley knife to trim a shower surround. The knife slipped and almost cut his thumb off.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:42 PM   #14
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oh CRAP!! That makes me sting just thinking about it!! Sorry to hear that, at least its clean and it wasnt rusty! Hope ya heal up quick!
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:43 PM   #15
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Damn Son...Shit is Nasty

At least it was right in the meat of your Leg...not anywhere tender or a PITA like a crease between your hand or in between your fingers...
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Damn Son...Shit is Nasty

At least it was right in the meat of your Leg...not anywhere tender or a PITA like a crease between your hand or in between your fingers...
Or your chode.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:44 PM   #17
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Hope you feel better soon!!!!
Tell Kel to put on the nurse uniform. That should make you forget the pain for a ltl while.
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Or your chode.
yeah that would suck for Kel!!
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:45 PM   #19
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Tell Kel to put on the nurse uniform. That should make you forget the pain for a ltl while.
i told him on the phone that she owes him a b/j
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