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Old 12-14-2008, 09:18 PM   #11
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I saw some shit head fitting this describtion about 2 hours ago. Except his Civic wasn't bright orange...it was black...but everything else fit to a T.
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:39 PM   #12
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I love the ones with the expensive rims, huge wing, and bondo for the majority of the body
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Old 12-15-2008, 01:51 PM   #13
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I love when those guys try to race me on my motorcycle. It's an 800cc cruiser and I still spank them all. I actually ran away from one of the rice cars the other day in my 99 Olds Intrigue. The kid's engine was SCREAMING, and I heard him shift all the way up, still couldn't come close. I'm driving a fucking grocery getter with a food delivery sign on the top and leaving you in the dust! Too bad he had an ugly girlfriend, because I'm pretty sure I can bang her now.
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Old 12-15-2008, 10:57 PM   #14
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Now what would be funny is if someone built the living shit out of a Honda Civic. Then made it a super rice mobile. That'd be the ultimate sleeping non-sleeper.
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:13 AM   #15
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I have a friend with the ultimate car for shaming civic's.

'86 Buick Grand National.

Around 130k miles, original turbo, I think the only thing he changed was the wiring harness.
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:01 AM   #16
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Too bad he had an ugly girlfriend, because I'm pretty sure I can bang her now.
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:10 AM   #17
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I have a friend with the ultimate car for shaming civic's.

'86 Buick Grand National.

Around 130k miles, original turbo, I think the only thing he changed was the wiring harness.
those grand nationals were prety damn fast back in their day. Not sure how tired that motor woud be but i can see them spanking the civics.

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Old 12-16-2008, 11:18 AM   #18
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I love when those guys try to race me on my motorcycle. It's an 800cc cruiser and I still spank them all. I actually ran away from one of the rice cars the other day in my 99 Olds Intrigue. The kid's engine was SCREAMING, and I heard him shift all the way up, still couldn't come close. I'm driving a fucking grocery getter with a food delivery sign on the top and leaving you in the dust! Too bad he had an ugly girlfriend, because I'm pretty sure I can bang her now.
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Old 12-16-2008, 11:32 AM   #19
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this is the type I had, and in the 90's it moved!!! THE REAL RICE BURNER!!!
no front wheel shit!

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Old 12-16-2008, 11:46 AM   #20
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I've seen some real rice racers... not one of them have the ridiculous rear fin that these street racers have. I won't ever understand the want for rear down-force on a front wheel drive car...
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