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Old 12-28-2011, 01:18 PM   #1
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Birthing tip: When the doctor says that he is going to remove the placenta walk out of the room. I don't care if you are holding the child, pass it off to the nearest person who works in the medical field (they are used to the nasty stuff). If you stay in the room, you will be advised to look away, but you will make the same mistake that countless other men have made, and sneak a quick glance at it. Like I said walk out of the room, go for a walk and take your time. The kid will be around for years to come, he can wait a few more minutes to see daddy.
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Old 12-28-2011, 01:35 PM   #2
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Birthing tip: When the doctor says that he is going to remove the placenta walk out of the room. I don't care if you are holding the child, pass it off to the nearest person who works in the medical field (they are used to the nasty stuff). If you stay in the room, you will be advised to look away, but you will make the same mistake that countless other men have made, and sneak a quick glance at it. Like I said walk out of the room, go for a walk and take your time. The kid will be around for years to come, he can wait a few more minutes to see daddy.
I knew not to look but thats after 30 or so deliveries so I have gotten enough of that nastiness on me. karens OB doc was teasing me durring her delivery too asking if I wanted to see the baby being born. I told her I was just fine at the head of the bed
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Old 12-28-2011, 01:38 PM   #3
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Birthing tip: When the doctor says that he is going to remove the placenta walk out of the room. I don't care if you are holding the child, pass it off to the nearest person who works in the medical field (they are used to the nasty stuff). If you stay in the room, you will be advised to look away, but you will make the same mistake that countless other men have made, and sneak a quick glance at it. Like I said walk out of the room, go for a walk and take your time. The kid will be around for years to come, he can wait a few more minutes to see daddy.
I like the old school method of staying out of the fucking delivery room, pacing and chain smoking while all of that shit's going on... ONSSP, unfortunately, does not hold that same view... Head of the bed for me...
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Old 12-28-2011, 08:46 PM   #4
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Birthing tip: When the doctor says that he is going to remove the placenta walk out of the room. I don't care if you are holding the child, pass it off to the nearest person who works in the medical field (they are used to the nasty stuff). If you stay in the room, you will be advised to look away, but you will make the same mistake that countless other men have made, and sneak a quick glance at it. Like I said walk out of the room, go for a walk and take your time. The kid will be around for years to come, he can wait a few more minutes to see daddy.
Can it really be that much worse/different than other animals? I've aided in the birth of many a cow and horse in my years.
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Old 12-28-2011, 08:51 PM   #5
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Birthing tip: When the doctor says that he is going to remove the placenta walk out of the room. I don't care if you are holding the child, pass it off to the nearest person who works in the medical field (they are used to the nasty stuff). If you stay in the room, you will be advised to look away, but you will make the same mistake that countless other men have made, and sneak a quick glance at it. Like I said walk out of the room, go for a walk and take your time. The kid will be around for years to come, he can wait a few more minutes to see daddy.
You know people eat that shit right????
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:00 PM   #6
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You guys are so cute with your whining....

Congrats Drewpy!
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:28 PM   #7
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lol grats!
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Old 12-29-2011, 03:18 AM   #8
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You guys are so cute with your whining....

Congrats Drewpy!
It's not whining... it's a desperate attempt to maintain our peace of mind.
I feel small enough without seeing something the size of a small watermelon squeezing out of a gal's hoo-ha.
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:24 PM   #9
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I'm in the waiting room now. Walked up to say hello and door shut just as I got there for the epidural. It's go time.
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:26 PM   #10
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I'm in the waiting room now. Walked up to say hello and door shut just as I got there for the epidural. It's go time.
may be several more hrs now, epidural gets shut off for those last big pushes/contractions. Anesthesiologists get all pushy about that. Ours wasnt too happy when i asked him if I coudl do it LOL
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