texts from last night - Page 2

Cruzergirl · 09-10-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by asdgirl

(404): I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today

Flexin · 09-19-2009, 12:13 AM

(703): fucking a dude
(703): i mean: fucking a, dude
(703): wow, that comma made all the difference there

James

Jet · 09-17-2009, 11:35 PM

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(314): I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?

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(281): had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

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(404): Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!

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(706): If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore

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(201): "women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
(1-201): damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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(403): let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.

HAHAHA, i might have to retire failblog

CrazyKell · 09-18-2009, 10:44 AM

(317): Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.

BOO YA!

Mr Lefty · 09-19-2009, 12:37 AM

Sixxxxer · 09-19-2009, 08:14 PM

(425): You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.

LMFAO!!!

(301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
(443): How'd that go?
(301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

I had an experience like that once...Dude found out I was Banging his Girl...I may or may not have said How's my Dick taste?...He was outside my apartment shortly thereafter

Flexin · 09-21-2009, 03:05 PM

(347): Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
(650): So your saying just a blow job?

James

Particle Man · 09-21-2009, 03:24 PM

(661): Duck you bitch
(661): Damn you autocorrect!
(1-661): Wtf...

Flexin · 09-22-2009, 04:00 PM

(204): Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.

James

Flexin · 09-22-2009, 05:17 PM

(503): I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team

James

09-19-2009, 12:13 AM	#2
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(703): fucking a dude (703): i mean: fucking a, dude (703): wow, that comma made all the difference there James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-19-2009, 08:14 PM	#6
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	(425): You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left. LMFAO!!! (301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been... (443): How'd that go? (301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat... I had an experience like that once...Dude found out I was Banging his Girl...I may or may not have said How's my Dick taste?...He was outside my apartment shortly thereafter __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

09-21-2009, 03:05 PM	#7
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(347): Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude (650): So your saying just a blow job? James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-21-2009, 03:24 PM	#8
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	(661): Duck you bitch (661): Damn you autocorrect! (1-661): Wtf... __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

09-22-2009, 04:00 PM	#9
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(204): Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-18-2009, 10:44 AM	#4
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	(317): Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow. BOO YA!

09-19-2009, 12:37 AM	#5
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677

09-22-2009, 05:17 PM	#10
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(503): I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"