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Old 12-10-2011, 03:26 PM   #11
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 12-10-2011, 03:40 PM   #12
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I always read the last line first. No "walk the dinosaur" or "yo home to belair" for this guy.
Seriously, whenever someone starts bringing up wincest its time to tl;Dr it
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Old 12-11-2011, 10:49 AM   #13
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Don’t forget the other lesson Han teaches us. Shoot first. Preferably, also shoot last.
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Old 12-11-2011, 09:34 PM   #14
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Don’t forget the other lesson Han teaches us. Shoot first. Preferably, also shoot last.
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Old 12-12-2011, 06:50 PM   #15
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I would have gotten with the sexual tension friend too. He had a sweet ride!
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Old 12-12-2011, 07:22 PM   #16
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 12-13-2011, 01:07 AM   #17
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Old 12-13-2011, 01:31 AM   #18
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Carloes Spicy Wiener is ten times as cool as Han Solo.
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Old 12-15-2011, 05:37 PM   #19
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:17 PM   #20
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I dunno, princess leia got old and had some bad plastic surgery

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=mvTCr5Z-0lA
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