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Old 08-19-2010, 08:19 PM   #11
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Actually... that's it... you may have solved an age-old dilemma!
The oil of the bacon fat might be just what is needed to prevent the sudden shifting of the ice in the glass which robs many of us of our dignity!
Imagine the shirts and chins that could be kept dry!
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:43 PM   #12
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Mmmmmmmm...bacon-fried rice...hmmmmmm...
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:17 AM   #13
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My buddy just brewed some bacon beer. I'm anxious to try it.
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:22 AM   #14
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My buddy just brewed some bacon beer. I'm anxious to try it.
Id be interested in the process
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:23 AM   #15
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Id be interested in the process
You and me both. I just know it has to do with gorgeous bacon.
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:29 AM   #16
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Every night I tell my son a bedtime story that I make up on the fly.

Last nights story involved a magic chest that will contain whatever you think about as you put your hand in it..

Guess what he picked? BACON!!!
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:30 AM   #17
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Every night I tell my son a bedtime story that I make up on the fly.

Last nights story involved a magic chest that will contain whatever you think about as you put your hand in it..

Guess what he picked? BACON!!!
Your son is on the right track to being a MAN!
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:37 AM   #18
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You and me both. I just know it has to do with gorgeous bacon.
Actually, no.

It's probably a Rauchbier. Rauch is the German word for smoked. You smoke the malt over beechwood chips before brewing. The smokey flavor tastes a bit like bacon.

Putting bacon in beer would not work very well, because the fat would inhibit carbonation.

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Old 08-27-2010, 11:39 AM   #19
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Actually, no.

It's probably a Rauchbier. Rauch is the German word for smoked. You smoke the malt over beechwood chips before brewing. The smokey flavor tastes a bit like bacon.

Putting bacon in beer would not work very well, because the fat would inhibit carbonation.

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I'll take your word for it, but all I understand from your post is BACON. Now, let's go eat.
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Old 08-27-2010, 11:46 AM   #20
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buddy here had a recipe that called for cook bacon, then leave bacon fat in pan and add cabbage, cook cabbage until tender in fat, than add crushed up bacon pieces that were removed earler. he says it is awesome, served with butter. can only be eaten once as you immed go into cardiac arrest but sounds good though.
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