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Old 01-14-2009, 10:50 AM   #11
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I'm torn on this one.

Pun intended?

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Old 01-14-2009, 10:51 AM   #12
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Oh... and apparently my virginity is worth a $0.75 gas station condom, a late night, and a super slutty chick that kinda smelled like a chum bucket. Best 8 seconds of my life.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:51 AM   #13
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Bunny Ranch.
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Bunny Ranch gets over 50% per house rules, unless she has something else worked out with them. Sucks for her if she doesn't.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:51 AM   #14
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And I bet High bidder has OLD BALLS
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:52 AM   #15
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Bunny Ranch gets over 50% per house rules, unless she has something else worked out with them.
Wonder what the normal whore rate is there...
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:54 AM   #16
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I wouldn't pay $370 for that pussy. Why would you want a virgin anyway, they don't know how to fuck.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:55 AM   #17
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I wouldn't pay $370 for that pussy. Why would you want a virgin anyway, they don't know how to fuck.
Cause they are tight like a 2-year old without the sticky fingers.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:56 AM   #18
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Wonder what the normal whore rate is there...
Way overpriced from what I remember from watching the show on HBO. You could get top notch whores in london that will let you fuck them in anyway you want for 25 euros about (40 bucks back then) a few years ago. The bunny ranch at the same time frame was anywhere from a few hundred for not much of anything with a bad hooker to thousands for someone top notch that won't let you do much.
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Old 01-14-2009, 11:06 AM   #19
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I think I will take Spitzers hooker for 740 times (hours) Alex...
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Old 01-14-2009, 11:41 AM   #20
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"Dylan has a degree in women's studies. "



This has me confused... Based on what I remember from Women's studies it was FemiNazism to the hilt and she wants to prostitute herself? Women's Studies and prostitution just don't go together at all!!
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