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Old 12-23-2009, 12:52 PM   #11
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Ah, but where is my montage of stuff animal pr0n
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Old 12-23-2009, 12:55 PM   #12
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perfect timing of that pic

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Old 12-23-2009, 01:24 PM   #13
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Those weird grey pig things still freak me out. Why in the fuck did they have so many of those odd mother fuckers and what was so many stuffed animals doing in a motorcycle resort....... That was a weird fucking place.

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Old 12-23-2009, 01:39 PM   #14
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Those weird grey pig things still freak me out. Why in the fuck did they have so many of those odd mother fuckers and what was so many stuffed animals doing in a motorcycle resort....... That was a weird fucking place.
What you don't realize is that the 1st weekend in November they host the annual stuffed animal fetish convention there. It's billed as a week of stuffing the stuffed animals
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:52 PM   #15
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I think the gray things were actually possums, and if you have one you have around 20 of them. As for the plush fetish, you got me.
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:36 PM   #16
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Bummer -them beavers have some big sharp nasty teefesses!

But at least he wasn't caught petting the monkey...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc
Goddamn dude, that was horrible.
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:38 PM   #17
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IF that kid had licked the beaver while he was petting it, he would have been fine. Kathy knows about that stuff
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:58 PM   #18
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You have to becareful with those beavers. They are sneaky and will turn of you if not prepared.
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:06 PM   #19
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:00 PM   #20
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It is just us canadians getting back at you 'mericuns one bite at a time.
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