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Old 02-28-2011, 09:54 PM   #11
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I lost 1.5 lbs today.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:23 PM   #12
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I weigh myself before and after big meals.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:25 PM   #13
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Before and After a big poop? Like if you feel it's gonna be a big one...
HAHHAHAHAHA I fucking knew this was going to be said. I was already getting ready to type before and after I poop.
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:38 PM   #14
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:05 PM   #15
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Never sweat at work, never shit at home.

Love it.
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Old 03-01-2011, 11:37 AM   #16
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agree.
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Old 03-01-2011, 11:44 AM   #17
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Never sweat at work, never shit at home.

Love it.
It's one of the government worker maxims. Here is others I can remember:

Do what they tell you to do, you will make more money.

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Old 03-01-2011, 01:48 PM   #18
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Still like the poop one better.
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