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Old 06-05-2011, 10:00 PM   #11
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"are getting"?????

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Old 06-05-2011, 10:23 PM   #12
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"are getting"?????

Good point. But at least the scamers would come up with some poorly written story to try to scam you out of your money. They are not even trying now.

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Old 06-06-2011, 09:19 AM   #13
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I had the exact same email when I cleared my spam out this morning.
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Old 06-06-2011, 03:29 PM   #14
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Old 06-06-2011, 11:52 PM   #15
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:10 AM   #16
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I will def use something like that when I get the chance
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Old 06-18-2011, 09:06 PM   #17
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"DEAR WINNER
Following official publication results of the E-mail electronic On-line Sweepstakes organized by the BELGIUM NATIONAL LOTTERY CORPORATION, the Slide circular award and the Heineken prizes in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, held on the 10th of June 2011, in Brussels Belgium, wherein your electronic email address emerged as one of the on-line winning emails in the 1st category, hence your email address was attached to a cash award of EUR2,200.000.00Euro (Two Million Two Hundred Thousand Euro), you are advice to contact the processing officer immediately upon receipt of this message."

Say what? The only thing I got out of this was that I won Heineken prizes. Unless its free beer.... then fuck that.
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Old 06-19-2011, 09:40 PM   #18
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