Mystery meat has Framingham all abuzz

[cuttle]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Well you certainly butchered THAT joke...

JC

are you trying to roast Ptclman?

[Mr Lefty]

anyone else imediatly think of someone ditch'n a body that way?

[OneSickPsycho]

How can you have your pudding if you haven't eaten your meat?

[marko138]

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by cuttle

are you trying to roast Ptclman?

it was just a joke on the SIDE...

[cuttle]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

it was just a joke on the SIDE...

let's CUT BACK to the topic... I don't understand what the BEEF is all about?

[askmrjesus]

Those folks need to be very careful.

There's a lot at steak here.

JC

[cuttle]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Those folks need to be very careful.

There's a lot at steak here.

JC

on that grounds are you saying this?

[LuvDog]

WTF... that's random and weird even for Framingham.

[Librarian]

Massjuices gets even weirder as winter sets in......

Mystery piano in woods perplexes police

(CNN) -- Was it a theft? A prank? A roundabout effort to bring some holiday cheer to the police? Authorities in Harwich, Massachusetts, are probing the mysterious appearance of a piano, in good working condition, in the middle of the woods.
A police officer examines an oddly placed piano in the woods of Harwich, Massachusetts.

Discovered by a woman who was walking a trail, the Baldwin Acrosonic piano, model number 987, is intact -- and, apparently, in tune.

Sgt. Adam Hutton of the Harwich Police Department said information has been broadcast to all the other police departments in the Cape Cod area in hopes of drumming up a clue, however minor it may be.

But so far, the investigation is flat.

Also of note: Near the mystery piano -- serial number 733746 -- was a bench, positioned as though someone was about to play.

The piano was at the end of a dirt road, near a walking path to a footbridge in the middle of conservation land near the Cape.

It took a handful of police to move the piano into a vehicle to transport it to storage, so it would appear that putting it into the woods took more than one person.

Asked whether Harwich police will be holding a holiday party in the storage bay -- tickling the ivories, pouring eggnog -- while they await word of the piano's origin and fate, Hutton laughed. No such plans.

Harwich police have had some fun, though. Among the photos they sent to the news media is one of Officer Derek Dutra examining the piano in the woods. The police entitled the photo "Liberace."