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Old 12-18-2008, 10:36 AM   #11
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See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
Fuck that. If its a robot I want it to do as I say. If I pay for a robot to so shit and it back talks me I'm going to find out if they showed the thing how to fight.

I want a woman to have her own mind. I want a robot to do as it is told.

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Old 12-18-2008, 10:40 AM   #12
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The guy is in Brampton. We have some pretty strange people in Brampton. I need to get out of Brampton.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:41 AM   #13
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....or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

....Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
That's the perfect description of a Brazilian woman right there! Even she will admit to that.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:43 AM   #14
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That's the perfect description of a Brazilian woman right there! Even she will admit to that.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:44 AM   #15
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Did you see her Ninja Warrior Karate chop... no thanks... That's like getting a hand job from RoboCop... I'll pass.
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:46 AM   #16
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The guy is in Brampton. We have some pretty strange people in Brampton. I need to get out of Brampton.
You know, I saw the location and worried about you for a moment...
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Did you see her Ninja Warrior Karate chop... no thanks... That's like getting a hand job from RoboCop... I'll pass.
Next step is something like KOS-MOS (if you don't know.. yeah, you're not a nerd like me ) with a damn machine gun.
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:17 AM   #18
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You know, I saw the location and worried about you for a moment...
No need to worry. Remember, I work in a university. I don't need to build a robot.
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Next step is something like KOS-MOS (if you don't know.. yeah, you're not a nerd like me ) with a damn machine gun.
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:59 AM   #20
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Exactly!! He said she's the perfect woman, but then she slaps your hand away??? This guy is gay!!!!
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