Gym closed! Mind open?

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Um ok....

So what is this Italian "curse"?

Are you talking body, or facial features? Or what?

It something about the pollution that comes from the midwest. It hits NE air and Italian girls....already cursed with thick arm hair lose the ability to maintain their figure at around age 29.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Apoc

Thats the wedding cake, not the nationality.

Unfortunately...no.
Already did that study...

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I wish you all the best with your new swastika good luck charm business.

I'm sure it will be a huge success.

In Mississippi.

JC

We already knew Bill was rascist. Hearing him talk about minorities is like hearing a SNL satire of a white nationalist spokesperson.

Not funny enough to laugh at but...



i dont know how to follow that up.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

It something about the pollution that comes from the midwest. It hits NE air and Italian girls....already cursed with thick arm hair lose the ability to maintain their figure at around age 29.

Pert much, I remember seeing this girl at hooters (working unfortunately, we don't have a good one) that I was all hung up on in hs, she'd doubled in size and I didn't recognize her till one of my soldiers started chubby chasing

[Homeslice]

So um, shave the armpits? Most girls do anyway...

Or are you talking the rest of the arm?

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

It something about the pollution that comes from the midwest. It hits NE air and Italian girls....already cursed with thick arm hair lose the ability to maintain their figure at around age 29.

So then that would affect Jews and Puerto Ricans too, since we all know how many of them are in the NE

[pauldun170]

I've found that if the phrase "Family is very important" is associated with a nationality then there is an 79.678% chance that the girls are going to be spherical.

So you youngins out there.
If she says outta the blue that "My Family is very important to me" during that first date...expect her to be 100lbs heavier in 10 years.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

So then that would affect Jews and Puerto Ricans too, since we all know how many of them are in the NE

Puerto ricans are the masters of transition.
That ass that was magical at age 18 requires a permit to operate on sidewalks by age 23.

Originally Posted by Homeslice

So um, shave the armpits? Most girls do anyway...

Or are you talking the rest of the arm?

Forearm....thick black hair on the forearm

[Dave]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

I've found that if the phrase "Family is very important" is associated with a nationality then there is an 79.678% chance that the girls are going to be spherical.

So you youngins out there.
If she says outta the blue that "My Family is very important to me" during that first date...expect her to be 100lbs heavier in 10 years.

Good point

[goof2]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Forearm....thick black hair on the forearm

There is a potential for a mustache to appear as well. That may be more of a function of not taking as much care of an existing issue as a person gets older though.