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Old 01-28-2010, 12:34 PM   #1
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I submitted one but it never showed up. It was funny as hell.

I think some of them are true. The stupidity of college kids knows no bounds.
college kids don't text in complete sentences or use proper spelling.
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Old 01-28-2010, 12:40 PM   #2
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college kids don't text in complete sentences or use proper spelling.
Some do. The site edits the text. They sometimes they think its better to have less info. So they are not always the way they were sent in.

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Old 01-28-2010, 01:51 PM   #3
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I submitted one but it never showed up. It was funny as hell.

I think some of them are true. The stupidity of college kids knows no bounds.

and what was this submission?
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and what was this submission?
"I work at the kind of place where if you need something moved a fraction of an inch you tell a guy to move it a cunt hair."

May not be funny to anyone else (as I'm sure the usual bitches will chime in) but it had me laughing so hard I spit diet coke out and prompted me to find this image:
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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Old 01-28-2010, 01:55 PM   #6
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I'll bet there are a lot more real ones than you guys think.
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I'll bet there are a lot more real ones than you guys think.
I'm sure there is. Early on I'm sure most were early on.

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Old 01-28-2010, 04:49 PM   #8
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I'm sure there is. Early on I'm sure most were early on.

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Old 01-28-2010, 04:58 PM   #9
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You guys are too easily amused. Go watch some 3 stooges reruns.
Just watched some the other day and laughed my ass off. What's your point?

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I'm sure there is. Early on I'm sure most were early on.

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You work at the Department of Redundancy Department, huh?
You also caught that, too?
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You work at the Department of Redundancy Department, huh?
LOL. Fucker. I was typing at the hospital and lost my train of thought. LOL.

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