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Old 09-15-2011, 12:25 PM   #1
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Similar to Aquapython (pepper, orange peels.. simple stuff and it works)
http://www.cat-repellant.info/html/d...deterrents.htm

what also help is to find someone you dont like on the next block and spray chuck catnip pellets over their lawn.
Make the cats hate your property and love someone else's
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:26 PM   #2
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:28 PM   #3
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Crossbow will work wonders.
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:50 PM   #4
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Crossbow will work wonders.
i had an 80lbs crossbow. it is hard as shit to hit anything with it. but if you do, you are looking at those animal cruelty problems....

thats why i suggest water canon sentry a la:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:55 PM   #5
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i had an 80lbs crossbow. it is hard as shit to hit anything with it. but if you do, you are looking at those animal cruelty problems...
Easier way, trap em, take em to a kill shelter.
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Old 09-15-2011, 01:35 PM   #6
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i had an 80lbs crossbow. it is hard as shit to hit anything with it. but if you do, you are looking at those animal cruelty problems....

thats why i suggest water canon sentry a la:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
No I'm talkin 180lb crossbow.. 300+fps, the kind you use to kill deer. Accurate as all get out at 20 - 30 yards.
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Old 09-15-2011, 02:36 PM   #7
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i had an 80lbs crossbow. it is hard as shit to hit anything with it. but if you do, you are looking at those animal cruelty problems....

thats why i suggest water canon sentry a la:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8
Ahahahahahahahaha

where's my soldering gun...
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Old 09-15-2011, 01:09 PM   #8
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Crossbow will work wonders.
My shotgun works wonders on people with crossbows.

So, go ahead, make my cat's day...

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My shotgun works wonders on people with crossbows.

So, go ahead, make my cat's day...

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How would you even know? It's on his property, he used a silent weapon. If you are tracking your cat that much, why not just make sure to keep it in your own yard?

Sorry, then you should be legally killed for threatening the man on his own property.
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How would you even know? It's on his property, he used a silent weapon. If you are tracking your cat that much, why not just make sure to keep it in your own yard?

Sorry, then you should be legally killed for threatening the man on his own property.
The point I'm trying to make, is that if you off somebodies pet, you would be a fool not to expect consequences.

Cats are not the easiest animals to keep control of. The little bastards are escape artists, and even the most diligent cat owner may have one get out on occasion.

You wanna kill my cat over that? You're going to have a problem...

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