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Stab it 0 0%
Shotgun 9 20.45%
.45 6 13.64%
Fire 4 9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem) 9 20.45%
Issue a fatwa 3 6.82%
Hammer Time! 1 2.27%
Death by Ducati 9 20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely) 1 2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option) 2 4.55%
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:44 PM   #21
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Add a gasoline soaked mouse, so it catches on fire as it gets sent to the sky and we have a winner.
Strap an M-80 to the mouse with a fuse long enough so that the M-80 will go off just after the rocket parachute opens. Light fuse just before rocket launch.
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:45 PM   #22
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Strap an M-80 to the mouse with a fuse long enough so that the M-80 will go off just after the rocket parachute opens. Light fuse just before rocket launch.
nah, shotgun blast would be better.
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:46 PM   #23
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nah, shotgun blast would be better.
But you cant shoot the mouse with a shotgun at a 1000ft.
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:59 PM   #24
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CHAINSAW!!! works for zombies also.
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Old 06-11-2010, 05:11 PM   #25
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I'm a little frightened thinking of how much time it must have taken for you to come up with this.

But it gets my vote.
No, the frightening thing is it only took him about 2 seconds.
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No, the frightening thing is it only took him about 2 seconds.
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Old 06-11-2010, 05:30 PM   #27
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Fire is boring, there is no physical satisfaction.

Club it to pieces, Office Space style. Shoot video. Bonus points for gansta rap in the background.
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Old 06-11-2010, 05:59 PM   #28
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Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub.

Use flailing charging base to take out rodent.

Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection.
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Old 06-11-2010, 06:04 PM   #29
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Affix USB cable to weed-wacker hub.

Use flailing charging base to take out rodent.

Be sure to wear sturdy boots, and eye protection.


A lot of good ideas this time around, this might take a while.

Dead Mouse Walking II, will be in a theater near you on July 4th.

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I initially voted fire, but I'm now convinced shotgun is the better way to go about it. Then you should torch whatever remains there might be.

Found this gem while looking up what a fatwa is..

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010...enting_is.html
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