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Old 12-23-2008, 01:33 PM   #21
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Break your leg. . or sprain. . or W/E
Get a Handicap thing for 5 years

lol. . . .Them things are nice when it raining or REALLY cold outside. . . .
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:43 PM   #22
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They took my handicapped sticker away when I colored my hair brown
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:44 PM   #23
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A few years back, a ladyfriend of mine was in a serious crash while racing and injured her leg. When I say 'injured', I mean that it went through the rear wheel and was about 80% amputated by the chain.

She got a handicapped placcard and I did a lot of driving for her. I noticed two things. The first was that around Christmas people are complete assholes. They'll wedge themselves in between vehicles in handicapped spaces, to the point where the person who needs the spot can't get back into their vehicle. That's if they don't take the space, outright, because it's 'convenient.' Yes, it's convenient. It's also not for their use.

The second thing that I found was that certain self-righteous people are more than willing to tell you what an asshole you are to take a handicapped parking space, when you are completely healthy. Apparently these people are visually handicapped also, for they are unable to see that a passenger can be completely incapable of walking OR driving herself around.

And lastly, likely something north of 60% of the vehicles that are parked in handicapped spots are, in fact, driven there by the person who would normally act as a driver for such a person, but they are present WITHOUT the person who would need to be driven. In other words, they are fraudulently using the handicapped parking permit. When my friend wasn't in the truck with me, that thing came off the dashboard.
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:45 PM   #24
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My head teacher at my school in England actually pulled me aside to have a conversation with me about America. He just couldn't believe how "rotund" they were in general. He was so shocked. And after having traveled quite a bit now I'm shocked by it too....and slightly disgusted!

After living in Austin [read = overly active city] it's really creepy to go to San Antonio [read = most fat and sweaty city in the US].
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:49 PM   #25
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:56 PM   #26
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I cannot get over how 'obese' North America is though. Shocking!
I dropped from 275 lbs. down to 156 lbs. That really opens your eyes about how disgustingly fat most Americans are.
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:50 PM   #27
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:58 PM   #30
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This thread had me rolling. The dr phil, fat people faces, and especially "when I got run over by a dumptruck" cracked me up. Sorry rider, but how it came out was hilarious.
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