Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 313

tommymac · 09-28-2010, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

oh is that what he does instead of winning at fantasy football because he certainly has proven he sucks at that..

Doh

Dave · 09-28-2010, 11:08 AM

Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror

tommymac · 09-28-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror

is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first

Rider · 09-28-2010, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror

You should have replied, "only for a free BJ"

Dave · 09-28-2010, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first

Wasn't too bad. six packer or less, nothing an antiseptic bath couldn't fix

I actually couldn't hear what she was going on about and I wasn't gonna open the door for her to find out

Dnyce · 09-28-2010, 12:28 PM

shouldve said show me your tits first-take a pic n drive off lol

Mudpuppy · 09-28-2010, 04:22 PM

or pull the bang bus on her

Gas Man · 09-30-2010, 12:27 AM

Listen here you homo's sittin around fantasizing abt my camping trip. You all need to get a life and get laid by some pussy. Stop lookin at my me that way. Sick bastards!!!

the chi · 09-30-2010, 09:13 AM

Says the man sharing a tent with another man...

Gas Man · 09-30-2010, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by the chi

Says the man sharing a tent with another man...

Hey I'm just sayin... it wasn't a big deal. We had a choice of 3 tents...

mine was a 2 man... so too small
he had this huge 8 man... too big and too heavy on bikes
so we used his 3 man... had our gear/clothing/etc between us

It was fine. Bunch of homo fobes around here!

09-28-2010, 12:28 PM	#3126
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09-28-2010, 04:22 PM	#3127
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09-28-2010, 11:08 AM	#3122
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror

09-30-2010, 12:27 AM	#3128
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Listen here you homo's sittin around fantasizing abt my camping trip. You all need to get a life and get laid by some pussy. Stop lookin at my me that way. Sick bastards!!!